Drink coffee before go?

You've traveled very far from home...

Do you remember how your long and winding journey began with someone pounding at your door?
It was Pokey, the worst person in your neighborhood who knocked on the door that fateful night.

On your way, you have walked, thought and fought. Yet through all this, you have never lost your courage. You have grown steadily stronger, though you have experienced the pain of battle many times.

You are no longer alone in your adventure, Paula who is steadfast, kind and even pretty, is always at your side.
Jeff is with you as well. Though he is timid, he came from a distant land to help you.
Ness, as you certainly know by now, you are not a regular young man... You have an awesome destiny to fulfill.

The journey from this point will be long, and it will be more difficult than anything you have undergone to this point. Yet, I know you will be all right. When good battles evil, which side do you believe wins? Do you have faith that good is triumphant?

One thing you must never lose is courage. If you believe in the goal you are striving for, you will be courageous. There are many difficult times ahead, but you must keep your sense of humor, work through the tough situations and enjoy yourself.

When you have finished this cup of coffee, your adventure will begin again. Next, you must pass through a vast desert and proceed to the big city of Fourside.

HevyD...
Poon...
Zone...

I wish you luck...

Four and a half hour update.

Well, things aren't looking too shabby.

We've gotten the zombies trapped into a tent, using zombie paper. Ya'know, paper that attracts zombies, then causes them to get stuck on the floor.

We're on our way to Mr. Saturn Valley.

Wish us luck!

Live Tonight! The Runaway Five!

Twoson's version of the Blues Brothers, The Runaway Five is a blues band that's just trying to make it, unfortunately, they're bound by contract to stay in Twoson. It's a lucky thing our hero is here to rescue them.

Buying them out of their contract, Ness frees them from the shackles of their horrible gig in Twoson, and now their rockin' tunes will take our heroes all the way to Threed.

Thank you Runaway-Five!


(btw, best characters in the game! HevyD personal favorite)

Paula: The girl with the bear...and psychic powers...

This pretty little number lives with her parents who own a pre-school. At least she did, happily, until one day she was abducted by an insane cult of blue KKK members. Despite her PSI powers, she just wasn't able to fend them off.

She used telepathy to contact our hero Ness. After being saved, instead of returning to her button down pre-school lifestyle, she decided to tag-along on Ness' journey. Maybe even, the eternal journey if you catch my drift.

Rick Astley said it best...

I'm never gonna give you up, Earthbound. I know Poonzone already declared it a huge failure, but we're still chugging along. I even convinced Poon to play in Megatug's absence. He's asleep on the couch next to me, I think I have to wake him up soon. Tough luck, chump! I'm going to keep on rockin!

I tackled the controller yet again, this time taking out the evil leader of the happy happy village, a cult fanatic hellbent on making everything blue. I slapped him upside the head with my trusty dusty bat, and I saved a beautiful blond haired pre-teen named Poon(Paula)

What adventures will we get into next? Only time will tell!

Not giving up

HevyD has yet to give up. Yet like Hitler in the Fuhrerbunker, the noose is getting tighter and tighter around his neck. I say he uses a gun, Dan says he will use pills, but we all know he will die laughing, laughing all the way to the end.

Failure #2

Dan has fallen asleep. I consider this his failure post also. Thats two down and one to go. HevyD will fall shortly. Like Hitler in his fuhrerbunker.