The morning of....

Light trickled in through the windows as I awoke this glorious morning. I glanced over at the clock.

"11:30am, beautiful."

I hopped out of bed and began preparing for the afternoon's delights. Cooking, cleaning, preparing the television. This afternoon was the start of something big! Something I would need more soda for. Hopping into the car I couldn't help but wonder how insane the night's festivities would become, 3 sleep deprived men with one goal in mind, hopped up on soda and only one controller between the 3 of them.

The blog, of course! The blog would keep the others occupied!

The store was bustling, obviously everyone had gotten ready to stay up next to their laptops all saturday and keep an eye on us. I kept my head down so as to not attract any attention. For if word had gotten out that I, HevyD, was one of the men participating in this phenomenon, that was popular beyond belief, there would be absolute chaos.

Fortunately, nobody seemed to notice me, so I quickly ran to the soda section, piled as may 24 packs of mountain dew as I could onto the cart and ran full speed into the check-out.

I kept looking down at my feet as the cashier rung me out.
"Is there a problem sir?" the cashier said.

"Uh, no nothing, just, ring me out, okay?"

"I need to see some ID, the back of your credit card says see ID." Blasted wench! You know I'm trying to conceal my identity!
"FINE!" I shouted out at the top of my lungs.

"Yes! You've caught me!" Everyone's attention turned. "I AM HEVYD! AND TONIGHT! AS WELL AS MOST OF SUNDAY! I PLAN ON BEATING THE SUPER NINTENDO GAME EARTH BOUND IN ONE SITTING WITH THE MEGATUG AND POONZONE!"

The speach was less than well received and as a result I was thrown out of the store. But since they had already rung me out, I was able to obtain the Mountain Dew.

"Success!"