Onett complete! The HevyD way!

The story begins as many of you SHOULD know, with our light hearted mute-boy protagonist, Ness. Of course, because I started the game, I got to name the characters. HevyD, Poon, Zone, and Tug. Clever, I know. It began as all games begin, throwing you right into the middle of the plot.

Wait no, it's not like that at all, in fact, it starts you off right at the beginning. A meteor attack! Investigate the meteor, of course! That's what I'll do, I slip out without even talking to my mother, and thus escape in my jammies! Huzzah!

I make the trek up to the top of the hill my house resides on, and what do you know. Cops everywhere. No matter that there clearly isn't enough space to get their cop cars up there.

I wander back home, explain what I saw to my mother, and head back up to bed.

..zzz..

Knocks at the door? What?! Who's knocking at this hour?! It's Pokey! My next door neighbor!

Ugh, this could go on for awhile. Make a long story short, I managed to uncover the true meaning of the meteor, it was a bee by the way, and save my next door neighbors brother. On my way back, I was assaulted by a starman jr.! Luckily, the bee was there to save us.

I won't bore you all with the details of Buzz Buzz's horrible death, but I will let you know that with powerful force, I took out the evil druglord Frank, managed to destroy a mechanical bee, and fought off the entire Onett police force, including Captain Strong.

It's been a glorious adventure so far, with the Megatug himself wandering through Twoson, I can only imagine what fun we'll have in this next town.

Until then...