And it begins

You see, I wanted to play Jurassic Park for SNES. But this communist, "HevyD" said otherwise. He wants to rule the world with his republican ways. I say to hell with those tactics, we need to push and push towards the skies. And when the time is right, we strike Carpathia and kill all the Carpathians for they are the true enemy. Not us the men of the world with brains as large as basketballs. Oh yeah, did I tell you that I am but the greatest master of all people and that this land is my land but not yours. Moving on, Earthbound...more like Crazybound, too many commies in this game. Oh man, I can hear the voices in my head right now. Eating away at all my cells, I better hang on though, a bumpy road is ahead of my journey. Now onward and outward, inward, yet sidewards, up yet not down, float yet dont sink to greater lands and visions.